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Horror Movies
Below are movies that we have covered along with our ratings and the cocktails we paired with each movie. Click on the picture for the cocktail that we paired for each movie. For the cocktail recipes, click on the link at the end of the blurb.
Scott = Bad. Ash = Useless.
This movie is a cult classic that started a trilogy and a TV show; however, it's unique in its own world because it is the only part of the franchise that's a straight horror movie. Our opinions were split on how scary this movie was, as some of the visuals could be considered outdated. The one scene that remained uncomfortable was the SA scene with the tree. Paired with a Tennessee cocktail.
Perfect for Halloween Night
We could see this movie competing with OG Halloween for the premiere Halloween watch—depending on the vibe of course. Trick 'r Treat is a multi-story movie where all stories have ties with each other. This is a more lighthearted movie . . . gore and murder notwithstanding . . . and it introduces new Halloween folklore that's kind of cool! Plus, you shouldn't miss out on lil Sam, who is a total cutie. Paired with a Magic Bus.
It's heeerrrreeeee
Yes, yes, it's not an exact quote, but the pronoun had to match the singular podcast. This movie is classic from the 80s, and it is a pop/horror culture icon. Whereas some of the special effects may not quite hit like they used to, there are still plenty that do, including a creepy ass clown that is never not scary. We recommend doing a double feature with this movie and Insidious to compare parenting skills. Paired with a Poltergeist Potion.
The Frontal Lobe Strikes Again
This A24 got rave reviews, and a sequel is supposedly in the works. This movie is pretty enjoyable if you're not looking for cracks, and the visual effects (AKA scares) are fantastic. Get ready to not like any character and to long for karma to have its way with them. Paired with a Little Brother.
Man Just Never Learns
This movie would have been easily avoidable if greedy men hadn't gone into the rainforest and killed a bunch of bugs on their quest for knowledge and recognition. But they did, and unknowingly unleashed an angry, sentient spider on a small Washington town. This movie is peak 90s, and even though we have some critiques at the end, it is a solid movie that's perfect for horror novices. Paired with a Spider Venom cocktail
Blast from the Past
This listener request had us rolling our eyes asking "Why?" If you were young when this movie came out, the nostalgia factor will get you, but the plot leaves a lot to be desired, as there are plot holes a semi could fit through. This movie raises a lot of questions, not the least of which is "What exactly constitutes a virgin?" Paired with Black Hole.
Two Movies in One
Sinners is literally stunning. The visuals, the story, and the horror blend together seamlessly to create one of the best movies of 2025. While we wouldn't call this movie strictly horror, as there are many (maybe more) elements of drama, we recommend it as a can't-miss. The special effects are fantastic (well, most of them. Listen up to hear what isn't!), and the music complements the story in such a way. Paired with a Smokestack.
The Origin Story for Many People's Fear of Flying
This movie not only instilled a fear of flying for a generation; it also sparked an iconic horror franchise that spans decades. This movie's kills (fate or death?!) are creative and suspenseful, regardless of how liquids seem to always be involved. If you haven't seen this movie since the early 2000s, we recommend queuing it up and taking a walk down memory lane. Paired with an Explosion.
Who Doesn't Like Poorly Made Creature Features?
Allison, that's who. And that's not quite true; she just doesn't like THIS poorly made creature feature. Marie, however, liked it a lot. This movie is filled with terrible people, bad special effects, and a surprising ending. But you have to admire a movie that knows what it's all about, and this one does. It doesn't take itself too seriously, and if the viewers don't either, it could be a possible fun ride. Paired with a Split Beaver Cocktail.
New Take on an Old Legend
This movie maintains some of the well-known traits of werewolves and departs from others. Even though there is a thin reasoning as to why in the first ten seconds of the movie, we think it should have been made more prominent to help build the connection for viewers. This movie had some interesting elements, but overall, it fell flat for us. Paired with a Wolf Man cocktail
Mall = Survival
Nothing can beat a George A. Romero zombie movie—even if it is a remake. This movie goes from zero to 60 in the first five minutes, and the drama continues throughout. This movie is chockful of questionable decisions, weird redemption arcs, and great gore. It's a can't-miss! Paired with a Lake Michigan.
Wilder and wilder
This is arguably the best installment of the franchise. Some of the plot points make no sense (a porn from the 1920s?!), and the way Jason is defeated is insane (way to go, baby Corey Feldman). I can't imagine that Tommy (Corey Feldman) won't need therapy for life, but hey, at least his dog survived! Paired with a Corpse No. 2.
Cult classic? NOPE
There's a lot of chatter about how this movie is the epitome of 80s horror, but we are here to tell you: NOPE. This movie is not good. Some of the kills and director choices are worth a laugh but not enough to justify watching the entire movie. All in all, this movie is an hour and 16 minutes long, which is entirely too long for what's happening. Paired with a Rum Runner.
No social skills or psycho? Who can tell?!
This movie is a bit of a conundrum. We both loved the start and Hugh Grant's character. He is his typical charming self, but with an unsettling twist at times. However, as the movie continues, some stuff doesn't make sense, and the viewers never get answers. We would have liked more backstory on Hugh Grant and better choices from the female lead to have the ending make sense. Paired with Panties Unleashed.
Tiptoe through those tulips!
The first three-quarters of this movie are filled with scares, unsettling scenes, and the worst dad ever. The last quarter of the movie still has a terrible father, but the scares aren't as good, and the characters' decisions are more questionable. Insidious is a must-watch for fans of recent horror, and it's kicked off an iconic franchise that can't be ignored. Get ready for unsettling kids and never looking at a Polaroid without a feeling of dread again! Paired with a Lipstick Face Demon.
Mixed Reviews
This movie is hard to write about because one of us really likes it, while the other doesn't. The one who likes it sees symbolism and beauty in the story, all while appreciating the mystery that Orlok brings to the screen. The other one of us thinks this is a slow car crash you want to look away from because it's so boring. In the end, you need to watch this movie for yourself and decide. Overall, thought, this is still not a scary vampire movie. Paired with Mustache
Nicolas Cage *chef's kiss*
This is a movie that needs more than one watch to fully appreciate it. The first watch raises a lot of questions. The second watch answers (some) questions and the viewer gets to see more devils pop up on the screen. Even though he's not on screen a lot, Nicolas Cage steals this movie with his odd and oddly charismatic character. You won't see the plot twists coming. Paired with a Birthday Cake martini.
SO LOUD!!!!!
We went on a search for the scariest vampire movie, and this ain't it. This movie had a lot of potential, but the vampires' sloppiness, shriekiness, and inconsistency really bothered us. There were a couple of good gore scenes, but on the whole, we were shocked to find this had a sequel. Paired with a Barrow Blues cocktail.
Just Don't be a Criminal
That's the key to not getting on the bad side of a mafia vampire family. This movie is a good time. It's not too scary, although there are a couple jump scares, and the banter among the characters is pretty good. We had a lot of debate on who the Big Bad of this movie was (even though Allison totally had it) and a lot of talk about fringe (sorry, listeners!). Paired with a Ballet Russe.
Hungry?
You'll probably never look at fava beans and chianti the same way after watching this movie. Jodie Foster and Anthony Hopkins are a dynamic duo in this crime horror. Paired with a Hannibal Lecter.
Don't be Selfish!
Because bad shit happens when you're selfish. This body-horror masterpiece is a wild, and we mean wild, ride. Demi Moore and Margaret Qualley deliver masterclasses in acting as two halves to the same whole. No matter how you're expecting this movie to end, it ain't the ending. We highly recommend this movie! Paired with an Activator
Humans are the Problem
Paired with a Rage Elixir cocktail. This movie is a newer take on zombies, and it is a recent classic. See the fact that a sequel is currently being made. We love seeing a pre-Thomas Shelby Cillian Murphy and the character development he showed. Ultimately, this movie proved he has always been a badass. Like a lot of zombie movies, the uninfected humans prove to be the largest problem
Defies the Science of Decomposition
This movie was . . . interesting to say the least, and its backstory is even more interesting. The fact that Romero and Russo decided to take the OG Night of the Living Dead in different directions is fascinating. After having seen both their sequels, we can confidently say that these creative differences most definitely couldn't be resolved. Watch this movie for the wild zombie moves, fantastic music, and Frank! Paired with Toxic as Fuck shots
NOT a Horror-Comedy
This movie is probably one of the most scary we've seen in awhile because of the main villain, and as the viewer, you really can't wait for that villain to get what's coming to them (sigh). The movie itself may not be extremely gory, but that didn't make it less brutal. This is a unique movie that split us down the middle as to whether it was enjoyable or not. Paired with a Privileged Pubescent Prosecco cocktail
Classic Jason Arrives
Jason is back at it. I'm not sure what about hearing "There's a deranged killer who brutally murders all campers at Crystal Lake" makes people want to go there, but it does! This movie has some crazy additions to it, and we loved spotting everywhere the 3D effect would have been on the big screen. This is another live podcast where we recorded as we watched, so be sure to stream it yourself as you listen up! Paired with a S'mores martini
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