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Horror Movies
Below are movies that we have covered along with our ratings and the cocktails we paired with each movie. Click on the picture for the cocktail that we paired for each movie. For the cocktail recipes, click on the link at the end of the blurb.
Mixed Reviews
This movie is hard to write about because one of us really likes it, while the other doesn't. The one who likes it sees symbolism and beauty in the story, all while appreciating the mystery that Orlok brings to the screen. The other one of us thinks this is a slow car crash you want to look away from because it's so boring. In the end, you need to watch this movie for yourself and decide. Overall, thought, this is still not a scary vampire movie. Paired with Mustache
Nicolas Cage *chef's kiss*
This is a movie that needs more than one watch to fully appreciate it. The first watch raises a lot of questions. The second watch answers (some) questions and the viewer gets to see more devils pop up on the screen. Even though he's not on screen a lot, Nicolas Cage steals this movie with his odd and oddly charismatic character. You won't see the plot twists coming. Paired with a Birthday Cake martini.
SO LOUD!!!!!
We went on a search for the scariest vampire movie, and this ain't it. This movie had a lot of potential, but the vampires' sloppiness, shriekiness, and inconsistency really bothered us. There were a couple of good gore scenes, but on the whole, we were shocked to find this had a sequel. Paired with a Barrow Blues cocktail.
Just Don't be a Criminal
That's the key to not getting on the bad side of a mafia vampire family. This movie is a good time. It's not too scary, although there are a couple jump scares, and the banter among the characters is pretty good. We had a lot of debate on who the Big Bad of this movie was (even though Allison totally had it) and a lot of talk about fringe (sorry, listeners!). Paired with a Ballet Russe.
Hungry?
You'll probably never look at fava beans and chianti the same way after watching this movie. Jodie Foster and Anthony Hopkins are a dynamic duo in this crime horror. Paired with a Hannibal Lecter.
Don't be Selfish!
Because bad shit happens when you're selfish. This body-horror masterpiece is a wild, and we mean wild, ride. Demi Moore and Margaret Qualley deliver masterclasses in acting as two halves to the same whole. No matter how you're expecting this movie to end, it ain't the ending. We highly recommend this movie! Paired with an Activator
Humans are the Problem
Paired with a Rage Elixir cocktail. This movie is a newer take on zombies, and it is a recent classic. See the fact that a sequel is currently being made. We love seeing a pre-Thomas Shelby Cillian Murphy and the character development he showed. Ultimately, this movie proved he has always been a badass. Like a lot of zombie movies, the uninfected humans prove to be the largest problem
Defies the Science of Decomposition
This movie was . . . interesting to say the least, and its backstory is even more interesting. The fact that Romero and Russo decided to take the OG Night of the Living Dead in different directions is fascinating. After having seen both their sequels, we can confidently say that these creative differences most definitely couldn't be resolved. Watch this movie for the wild zombie moves, fantastic music, and Frank! Paired with Toxic as Fuck shots
NOT a Horror-Comedy
This movie is probably one of the most scary we've seen in awhile because of the main villain, and as the viewer, you really can't wait for that villain to get what's coming to them (sigh). The movie itself may not be extremely gory, but that didn't make it less brutal. This is a unique movie that split us down the middle as to whether it was enjoyable or not. Paired with a Privileged Pubescent Prosecco cocktail
Classic Jason Arrives
Jason is back at it. I'm not sure what about hearing "There's a deranged killer who brutally murders all campers at Crystal Lake" makes people want to go there, but it does! This movie has some crazy additions to it, and we loved spotting everywhere the 3D effect would have been on the big screen. This is another live podcast where we recorded as we watched, so be sure to stream it yourself as you listen up! Paired with a S'mores martini
PUNISH! NAUGHTY!
This 80s classic is a must around Christmas. It spawned a Christmas horror series that we aren't sure if we are interested in continuing (except for one part that we'd be interested in seeing). This is a tragic story where you really feel for the main character, as he really isn't all that bad of a guy. Watch for yourself and see if you can condemn a guy with a tragic originating event and "help" that was more of a hindrance. Justice for Billy! Paired with a Fuzzy Ass
You may never look at turkey the same way.
There's not a lot of Thanksgiving-themed movies out there, and Thanksgiving manages to touch on all of the US's famed traditions: parades, Black Friday, turkey, etc. The deaths in this movie are super gruesome and over-the top. The villain's backstory is pretty valid (except for one teeny tiny detail IYKYK), so we can't exactly blame him for his massacre. This movie is reminiscent of My Bloody Valentine, and there are little homage's to other movies sprinkled throughout. We will definitely be ready for Thanksgiving 2! Paired with a Thanksgiving Margarita
Is the payoff worth it?
This movie is at the top of many "Best Horror Movies of 2024" lists; however, we aren't so sure it belongs there. The tension it builds is fantastic, and we love the way it was shot. Having said that, we felt that the story wasn't as fleshed out as we wanted it to be, and the final climax didn't match the tension that was built up. Paired with a Hypnosis Cocktail
Watch out for that rowad!
This movie will make you laugh (probably not supposed to )and cover your eyes in fright! The parents are terrible in this movie, and they are only surpassed in their terrible-ness by everyone else in this movie (with two exceptions). Watch this movie to find out who those exceptions are and to see just why you should stay away from your neighbors.
An Awesome Surprise
This reboot is well worth a watch. It didn't get a lot of recognition when it came out, and we don't know why. The the violence is upped (but not by too much), and the plot is a perfect balance of old and new. True to the first movie, the ending is great!
The Perfect Ending
This movie is full of twists and turns—some more jarring (and not in a good way) than others. However, it has the most perfect ending of all horror movies we have seen. This movie is a winner for both of us! A true 90s classic!
We had to!
Jason is iconic, which is why we had to watch Part 1 and Part 2 so close together (iykyk). These movies epitomize 80s cheesy slasher horror movies. Unfortunately, they also epitomize useless female protagonists :(
New Format!
We recorded this podcast with commentary as we watched the movie, so when you listen, pop the movie on the screen and watch along with us! In addition, Allison made a kick-ass drink with her own recipe that's perfect for fall . . . or whenever! Look at our Horror Cocktail section for the recipe!
Dah-duh. Dah-Duh.
Don't even act like those two nonsense words didn't sound like the Jaws theme in your head. This movie, as well as its music, is iconic. It's a summer MUST, especially during Shark Week (which we missed). Paired with our take on Outback's Aussie Jawsie.
Please don't get pregnant
after you know a bunch of sound-sensitive killer aliens invades your planet! It should be common sense, but guess what? There's not a lot of common sense going on in this movie. We don't want to trash this movie (well, one of us doesn't), as it is unique and builds good tension. It also shows why, sometimes, kids just suck. Paired with A Quiet Cocktail.
Who is the villain?
We weren't sure what to expect when we watched Dave Grohl's mind-baby, Studio 666, but we were pleasantly surprise. This film has an awareness of what it is and doesn't take itself too seriously. The amount of gore was surprising, even if it wasn't "serious" gore. Pat Smear stole the show in this one! Local rock singer John Stepansky joins us on this fun podcast. Paired with a High Five
Life-Changing
That is not an exaggeration. This movie is unlike anything you will ever see, and if you haven't see it, you should. It's not very scary, even though some of the practical effects are good. We kept this drink name a secret so as not to spoil the end (because you need to see it to believe it).
Oh, Sir PatStew
You know we love you, but not in this movie. This movie is surprisingly good and fast-moving. The surprising violence and sense of hopelessness means you can't take your eyes off the screen while you root for the good guys to make it out. Paired with a Machete
Twist x 2
This iconic 90s movie never gets old, and hearing that it was made to keep people rewatching, it makes sense! This movie isn't the only twisty part of this podcast—our choice of drink is too! Paired with a Shirley Temple (OR IS IT?)
What's the worst idea ever?
Having a hurricane party in the middle of an actual hurricane. This movie holds nothing back as it comes for Gen Zers. It's definitely difficult to find a hero in this movie, but you may just find your new party game (yikes). Even though the characters aren't likeable, this movie has a great twist. Paired with a Dead Weight
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